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Patrick Stephens is rubber and you're glue.
Patrick Stephens thinks Winona Ryder is still a big sweetheart.
Patrick Stephens wants world peace through violence.
Patrick
Stephens doesn't like his feet or his ears.
Patrick Stephens likes the #26 at Togo's.
Patrick Stephens is holding himself hostage.
Patrick Stephens knows when you are sleeping.
Patrick Stephens knows Bo.
Patrick Stephens is a Taurus.
Patrick Stephens will catch you if you try to run.
Patrick Stephens drives a
Taurus.
Patrick Stephens is stupid fresh.
Patrick Stephens is a retired Army Colonel.
Patrick Stephens is the creator or co-creator of 26 commonly
used dirty words.
Patrick Stephens has had two letters published in Penthouse
Forum.
Patrick Stephens counts John Wayne Gacy, Tiny Tim and Joyce
DeWitt among his "influences."
Patrick Stephens is an isthmus unto himself.
Patrick Stephens digs the classic positions.
Patrick Stephens believes he should've been Cheech.
Patrick Stephens can be operated at low voltage.
Patrick Stephens once held the record for the largest catfish
ever caught in Poughkeepsie.
Patrick Stephens has a dog named Mr. Spunky.
Patrick Stephens' wife calls him Mr. Spunky.
Patrick Stephens has never lost a bar fight.
Patrick Stephens answers to no man.
Patrick Stephens frequently just says No.
Patrick Stephens is looking at your through a hole in the
wall.
Patrick Stephens donates organs.
Patrick Stephens has a recurring dream about Burt Reynolds.
Patrick Stephens does not think rules of etiquette apply to
bar fights.
Patrick Stephens takes his tea with a splash of milk.
Patrick Stephens gets seasick in airplanes.
Patrick Stephens? Hello? Patrick? Anyone
there?
Patrick Stephens is a goat herder.
Patrick Stephens relaxes while at the dentist for which he
thanks his hypnotherapist.
Patrick Stephens likes romantic walks on the beach, champagne
and Motorhead.
Patrick Stephens charges $55 an hour with a 2 hour minimum.
Patrick Stephens feels his greatness won't be recognized in
his lifetime, while his mediocrity is already ubiquitous.
Patrick Stephens has gotten jiggy with it but still prefers
to just get down-home funky.
Patrick Stephens is peachy.
Patrick Stephens appears Thursday nights at the Fontana Holiday
Inn.
Patrick Stephens is no longer Patrick Stephens.
Patrick Stephens is optimistic about the economy.
Patrick
Stephens hates Marty with a glowing passion.
Patrick Stephens
tried to keep it real but something went terribly wrong.
Patrick Stephens is back again.
Patrick Stephens says Hi to his Mommy.
