Tim Keeler

Station Manager (retired (handily))

Tim grew a goatee...
Then he shaved it off.
Then he grew it back again.

Tim likes to shave things.

In his spare time Tim writes letters for amputees but he makes them lick their own envelopes.

Though not an astronaut, we was once sponsored by Tang.  Now it's Sprite and Compound W.  Those companies have no respect for astronauts.

Tim lives in the Bronx.

Or does he?

No one knows.  We lost touch with Tim. 

Whatever.  We're not really broken up about it.

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