Announcer / Floor Manager
After graduating at the head of his class at Beswick Elementary
School in Tustin, CA, Tony Ridley went on to lesser fame at
Eastside West Tustin Junior High and then disappeared into
relative obscurity at Tustin Poly High School. Teachers
remember him fondly: "Isn't he that kid with the hammers?" or
"I'm surprised he's not doing hard time or running a
paramilitary cult in Texas."
In the years after that, Tony spent time in Utah during the Gulf War, and on the day of the controversial 2000 presidential election he was spotted buying a stuffed giraffe at a Toys R Us.
In 2002 Tony appeared in the Chicago Tribune as a scalawag etiquette specialist. His manners column often encouraged people to use forks for the eating of soup, to use crème brulee as a lubricant, and that it is good taste for a man to lift a woman's dress and loudly pronounce "Pirhana!"
After leaving Chicago, Tony lived in teepee for six months as he attempted to invent a Buddhist teddy bear.
Tony is also super hot. This is a proven fact,
Tony is a Capricorn and Pisces, a member of MENSA and a close personal friend of Larry Flynt. If he buys Hostess pies he will not share them, so don't even bother asking. For a small donation to a charity, he will come to your house and rub nachos on his body. He runs a 2:58 marathon. He reverberates. He glows. He works on Marty's Corner to pay off a sizeable libel settlement against Martha Stewart.
