Halloween Costume Ideas
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Having trouble
deciding on a really great costume? |
| The inventor of the forklift |
| A lambada instructor |
| The first woman to run a 4 minute mile |
| A guy who likes to wear aprons |
| Beige |
| Moldy cheese |
| Robbie Hunt |
| Bob Saget |
| Vendela |
| A bucket |
| Monty, Death's cousin |
| Julian Strickland |
| Road kill |
| Pi |
| An omniscient narrator |
| Cousin Hank |
| Dentures |
| A bobsledder |
| A castrated bobsledder |
| Leonardo Flores |
| Mia Hamm |
| A pregnant manatee |
| A left turn |
| North Dakota |
| The Ninth Amendment To The Constitution |
| Tony Ridley |
| Tortillas |
| Uncle Jemimah |
| Captain Aluminum Foil |
| A wino who smells like he's been sleeping with the dead |
| A person who loves the metric system |
| Kristy Sanchez |
| Your neighbor's horny wife |
| Anthony Edwards |
| Kristy Sanchez |
| The inventor of model glue |
| Dennis Miller, Motivational Speaker of the Damned |
| A botanist |
| A cube |
| The Fall Of Saigon |
| A Guy Named Morty |
| A Sloppy Joe |
| Two hundred six |
| A woman who got a parking ticket |
| The host of a cable access show |
| The girl who got really cute after high school |
| Magma |
| The Panama Canal |
| Nathaniel Rodriguez |
| A concept |
| Finland |
| One of those idiots who still takes swing dancing lessons |
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And some ideas for couples... |
| An incestuous brother and sister from Canada |
| A couple who died on their wedding night after eating some bad fruit |
| Disfigured figure skaters |
| Siamese transsexuals |
| Dog poop and cat poop |
| Mary Magdalene and Bruce Lee |
| Fear & Loathing |
| Crime & Punishment |
| Star Jones |
| Cheese & Crackers |
| Porn stars past their prime |
| A Leper & Tennille |
| Keith Landau & Jerry Renek |
| Mandy Stephens & Patrick Stephens |
| Two people who don't like Lance Armstrong |
| Camel & Camel Lights |
| A two-assed horse |
| Hatred & Spite |
| Rice & Beans |
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Unagi & Hamachi |
