Baby Names
Sick of shiny kids named Dakota, Dylan, Jacob, Jordan and Brooklyn? Tired of Emily, Ethan, Madison, Gavin and Aidan?
Rhiannon. Tristan. Alchemy. Come on!
Kian. Magnus. Stanleigh. Flint. Make it stop!
Milo?
Zen?
Taffeta?
Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Caitlyn, Caitlin, Katelyn, Caitlynn, Kaitlynn, Kaytlin, Kaytlyn, Katelynn, Katelin, Katlynn. Blah blah blah.
Are you concerned that idiots are breeding just to have a use for the latest fashion-accessory baby name? You're not alone. We are also concerned. Truly concerned. And we think you, the Marty's Corner faithful, should become part of our solution.
How?
Well, if you're having a baby, use an Approved Marty's Corner Baby Name.
Shake things up a bit. Become a pariah (rhymes with Mariah) at PTA meetings. Alienate your family and friends. Put an end to those play dates. Grow a spine. Step out of line.
Prove to the world you are not a sheep.
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